Ruler... Of which Kingdom??

The following event took place during one of the sessions part of "Requirement Engineering" program. Prior to this session, I had missed a few and dropped in late for a few, which left me in the dark as far as the nuances of the topic were concerned. What I wasn't aware during that session, when the instructor requested for nominating 1 member from every team to draw the Sequence Diagram, was that my team had conspired to pull me in.

I dragged myself towards the board & started drawing a set of vertical and horizontal lines, one of which went slanting dowm towards the right-hand extreme of the board. Which was when this dame (damn!) seated in the front row asked me if I needed a ruler. A mind perplexed with how to draw the diagram refused to ackowledge what was being asked. But when I walked back to my chair after fairly completing the diagram, this was what 'Woww'ed my thoughts!!!

DaMe: Do U need a ruler?

Me: Of which Kingdom? And it better be Queen :)

Mine are no quips but sloomps!!!