The Whole 500 Yards

This is an excerpt from a small chat my clients were having before a meeting:

Client #1 (To me): He was looking at a girl today
Client #2: Yeah. I was around 500 yards away & appeared to me she was pretty
Client #1: So, how was she when U got closer?
Client #2: I wished I were 500 yards away!!! :)

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder, with all the Geographical factors thrown in.